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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:27 pm Post subject: No icon horses & stuff Reply with quote

as this topic is going to be around a while before it goes away....

A man has been hospitalised after eating a Tesco burger. Initially it gave him the trots, but now he is in a stable condition.
• Tesco burgers maybe low in fat but they are high in Shergar.
• If you thought Tesco were in the sh*t about horse meat in their burgers, just wait till you try their quarter Pandas.
• A cow walks into a bar, the barman asks “why the long face”, the cow says “all these illegal ingredients coming over here and taking our jobs!”.
• Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger – so I had a fiver each way!
• I've tried Sainsbury's and Tesco burgers and I have to say Tesco wins by a nose.
• I think I had Tesco Horse-burger last night by mistake. Never again. Had terrible nightMARES!
• It has now been reported that there are traces of Zebras been found in Tesco barcodes.
• I bet Tesco hate being saddled with this story. Their PR agency must be bridling too. They'll just have to get the bit between their teeth.
• Whatever next? My LIDL pony?
• The police are doing a door to door enquiries about these horse burgers. They will soon have covered the whole NEIGH-bourhood.
• I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the HORSE d'oeuvres.
• After having Tesco burgers I used to say that I felt a little horse, now I understand why.
• Went to the freezer to check my Tesco burgers, and....THEY'RE OFF!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:37 pm Post subject: No icon Re: horses & stuff Reply with quote

I personally don't see why people complain about it xP If it tastes good, who cares if it's horse or cow?
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I don't care i would like it if they told us tho on the packet, but i really have no issue with it. Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:35 pm Post subject: No icon Re: horses & stuff Reply with quote

who's complaining, im just having fun with it  Very Happy  Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:15 am Post subject: No icon Re: horses & stuff Reply with quote

Tesco burgers; the way to buy your daughter the pony she's always wanted.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:40 am Post subject: No icon Re: horses & stuff Reply with quote

GatesMcTaste wrote (View Post):
Tesco burgers; the way to buy your daughter the pony she's always wanted.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:48 pm Post subject: No icon Re: horses & stuff Reply with quote

aerynsun wrote (View Post):
• Whatever next? My LIDL pony?


Major laughing out loud  Laughing  Laughing

I'll try and find some more.
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Brings a whole new meaning to horses for courses

Went to Tescos bought some Barcardi, Capt Morgan's and Tesco burgers. So that's white rum, navy rum and Redrum
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:01 pm Post subject: No icon Re: horses & stuff Reply with quote

For years we have been saying "I'm so hungry i could eat a horse", and now we are complaining about it. Gods Save Britain!
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